I'm Ready For My Close Up Mr. Deville

Aiight, so I spoke with the head of the arts dpt. and it turns out that art majors get first pick with the photography classes and my chances of being able to take it are slim to none :( Good News is..if I show the professor my portfoliio they might just let me in..Bad news is..I don't have a portfolio..nor do I have a camera..so in addition to saving for my cell, laptop, and portable record player..I gotta save for a camera too..mind you I can't save money if my life depended on it